Wifetime

The 2-3 hours a day period of time spent waiting for your wife, partner, significant other etc…to get ready to go out. Usually attributed to a “lack” of clothing, but can also include “lacks” of jewelry, make-up, hair styling tools or products, etc... Advanced timers can mix and match “lacks” and extend the period up to 6 hours for special

“Tom, sorry I missed my godsons birth, I was on wifetime while the Mrs. got ready.”

“Despite having an entire bedroom for a clothes closet, my girl has had us on wifetime for the past 90 minutes cause she can’t find an outfit. Just cancel the reservations please”