D in P

Means Dick in Pussy. Can be expressed as a percentage or ratio.

J. Holmes (cumshot legend) D in P = 100%.
Marriott D in P = 0%.

Hey Marriott. How's it feel to have a dick inside a pussy? Oh you've never had that! Holy shit! Holy Fuck Marriott - you've never had your dick inside a pussy. Well fuck you ya dumb cunt. Go work for your fucking low tier company.

35👍 29👎

maf

Acronym for Mark Anthony Foy, Australia's favourite sexual predator/paedophile.

"Better watch the kids, MAF might be around." or..

"She might only be 12 but i'd MAF her"

10👍 35👎

crumb

One of the worst things you can call someone. One step above a moth.

That bouncer at Chalk is the biggest crumb.

85👍 60👎

pelch

Sweat, or sweat marks visible on clothing.

I can't believe the humidity! I've got arse pelch up the ying-yang

11👍 800👎

dog roza

A policeman or woman who controls the Police canine

Hide the stash, here come the dog Rozas!

4👍 1👎

YCCC

An acronym for "You'se Cunts are Choice Cunts". Used in a lower socio-economic environment as either a compliment or an insult depending on the number of chromosomes of the recipient.

When you see a VB Commodore dropped on its nuts doing a burn-out in front of the Police station at Inalla you'd yell out "YCCC!"

6👍 4👎

lil' curtains

The most prolific rap artist to come out of Brisbane. Was asked to tour as support act for 50 Cent but declined because he doesn't like porch monkeys and the fat-arsed watermelon eaters that they attract.

Hey yo dog let's represent at Curtain Wonderland and pop a cap in the Spotlight carpark fo shizzle. Lil' Curtains kickin it to the southside clique

3👍 1👎