Jizz in my pants

When a girl does something so stimulating you Jizz in your pants and make that crazy retarded face that all of us guys do.

"My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I Jizz in my pants!.

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