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Drew's Law states that you're only allowed to date or hookup with someone within 1 grade level in high school. For example;
Freshman can only hookup with other freshman, or sophomores
Sophomores can only hookup with freshman and juniors
Juniors can only hookup with sophomores and seniors
Seniors can only hookup with juniors or seniors
Exception: If the person was held back a year, then their grade level counts for one above
Drew: Hey did you see that Alanna (a sophomore) hooked up with a senior?
Paxton: She's a sophomore with a senior? That violates Drew's Law, I thought she was with Ben?
Drew: Not anymore
New Driver Syndrome is a rush of anxiety and nausea lasting 2-5 days as a result of getting your drivers license and driving alone for the first time. New Driver Syndrome occurs especially if you also have a new car to drive by yourself. The only way to overcome this is to start driving your parents around in your new car, eventually driving without them.
Background: Drew received his drivers license the day before and got his new car today. Drew is about to take Simon for a ride in his new car
Simon: Hey man are you feeling okay?
Drew: Not really, I have New Driver Syndrome and I don't feel well
Simon: It's all good, we don't have to go anywhere
Smith's Scale is basically a scale used by men to determine a girl's overall looks. Most people use the treditional 1-10 scale when judging girls, but the Smith's Scale is using two scales to determine a girls overall rating and if they're good girlfriend material.
The first scale in Smith's is the looks scale. This scale is on 1-10 and it determines how they look. This has to do with their ass, tits, face, and overall looks. This scale is generally used when you want to determine a girls overall looks.
The second scale in Smith's Scale is the inside scale. This scale is also on 1-10 and it determines what the girl is like on the inside (not sexually). For example, the inside scale determines; how smart the girl is, personality, pet peeves, future thoughts, etc. This scale is usually used when you want to determine if the girl is real girlfriend material.
In the end of judging you can add up both of the scales and divide by two to get the girl's overall. For example, if a girl had a 6/10 looks, but a 9/10 inside she would be a 7.5/10 overall.
Me: Damn, look at Alanna over there. Her looks are 8/10 but her inside is a 2/10. She is definitely not my type.
Friend: Why are you using two different scales?
Me: I'm using Smith's Scale to determine the girl's overall and if she's girlfriend material. Overall Alanna would be a 5/10.
Droud is an adjective mostly used to describe a girl's body, if a girl has nice tits, her tits are droud. This can be used for both the ass and tits of a girl. Droud isn't something that should be used daily, this should only be used on special occasions when the girl is something you've never seen before (in a good way).
Drew: Damn, Alanna sent me nudes last night and her tits are droud as fuck.
Paxton: Yeah I know, she sent me them too.
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