drift king

Poser drift king (DK)
A person with no obviouse driving talent and an over-powered Japinese car that daddy bought them, who has watch to much Initial D or Fast and the Furious 3.

Usualy self proclamed drift king, who thinks slaming on the e-break around an corner and loosing traction is drifting.
Usualy is referd to by others as dick king, and winds up wraped around a tree.

This posers car is usualy recognised as a "Ricer"

covered in Brand names (of products they dont have) such as HKS and Apex'I, also known as a shopping list

can be heard comeing from the next subburbe due to its Milo Tin Exhaust,

oversized crome rims,

Lowerd to the point it scratches the ground, and bounces even on smooth roads,

an aluminium GT Wing the size of a park bench bolted on to there boot,

and ugly oversized fiberglass body kits that do nothing.

Theses cars are often seen out a night and wraped around trees, poles or other similar objects.

Keiichi Tsuchiya (the real Drift King)
the true drift king is Tsuchiya Kei'ichi a professional racing driver from Japan. He is also known as the "Drift King" otherwise as Dorikin for his non-traditional use of drifting in non-drifting racing events, and his role in popularizing drifting as a motorsport.
He is also known for Tôge or mountain pass driving.
The car he is most famous for driving is a Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno a.k.a. the "Hachi-Roku" in Japan (hachi-roku meaning "eight six".

Yo, i is the best doriffta, is is the Drift King, yo.
watch me go, "Srceeech, smash."
oh crap i is in critical in the ER.

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shopping list

Shopping List 1:
A pice of papper you wright down what items you need from the shops
DUH!

Shopping List 2:
A list of brand name (usualy performance) stickers on the side or the bonnet of a car.

The car is usualy a "ricer" and often dosnt actualy have these parts on the vehicle.
Brands will often include:
GReddy
HKS
Blitz
Trust
Alpine

Yo, look at that "Ricers" shopping list, he must be fast.
What a tool, look at that shoping list ill bet he dosnt even have half of that.

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