Ujaan

Ujaan. The sexiest Indian-Bangladeshi hybrid you'll ever lay your eyes across. Has the most charming smile and chest hair that instantly makes girls and guys alike dripping wet. Ujaan is so loyal to his girlfriend that anytime he talks to another female his penis actually shrinks rather than grows.

Rohit: Is that Ujaan there in the maid costume?
AhmogaS: Yep, it is. His chest hair makes me want to forget all my tasks and just risk it all.