Blart

1. - The wet sound a vagina makes when a penis or other object is removed from it at speed. Caused by the expulsion of air from the vagina.

2. - This term is now commonly used as slang for attractive females.

1. - Jed quickly pulled out of Heidi, 'Blaaart'.

Jed "What the fuck was that?"

Heidi "Er, nothing".

2. - Pete "This pub is wall to wall Blart"

Jon " It sure is, shouldn't be a problem getting our dicks wet tonight".

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