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Tesla'd

When due to the Tesla Effect your apartment has become so expensive you have to downsize and move to a less expensive apartment.

I've been Tesla'd, so I'm moving to less expensive digs.

by Droitduseigneiur June 29, 2017


Mansplaining

mansplaining

I didn't have a good answer to the facts he presented , so I accused him of "mansplaining". I hypocritically said I wanted him to treat me equally with men, but I can't stand how men talk with each other so I told him he was "mansplaining". I claim I believe in equality and understanding, but the fact that men learned as kids that they have to over explain is just irritating so to get him to shut up i accused him of "mansplaining".

by Droitduseigneiur August 5, 2018

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sicky sweet

The situation is so overly positive, that it makes you want to throw up, just like when you ate too much of your Halloween Candy; or, the time you had a heart attack from smoking too much crystal meth in sun valley NV usa; or, the time the mom thought her newborn innocent baby was just oh so cute, so she drowned it in a tub of butter.

1. Bro your grandma was so sicky sweet after she ate my asshole, and then I looked into her eyes.
2. Marsha Brady on the Brady Bunch is so sicky sweet that I just want to kill Marsha Brady before she does another kind act.

by Droitduseigneiur May 7, 2017


Bitch Maid

Today's teachers are in part to blame for the decline of our society by their war on masculinity by creating BITCH MAIDS. Starting with the "No-touch" rule and going along to the "Should we have a flag in the classroom" question. They want boys to be girls. This has created identity conflict in a generation of some boys, not all, but in the BITCH MAIDS. Then, teachers claim to not be political in the classroom, but then justify their politics in the classroom as "necessary" or "right". Kids today call what teachers have made of many guys, or try to make of all males, BITCH MAIDS

He walks behind his girlfriend because he is such a bitch maid. If boys can't fight, they are reduced to their teacher's bitch maid. He is such a bitch maid, he dresses just like his girlfriend wants and votes just like his teacher tells him.

by Droitduseigneiur September 1, 2018

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Omerta Lite

At once no one with any real knowledge of the mafia said anything of the mafia under a rule known as Omerta. Today, new school mafioso's sometimes flaunt their connections, but still follow a semblance of the old rule of silence, Omerta Lite, which is a code of honor that places importance on silence about anything that can get one convicted, non-cooperation with authorities, and non-interference in the illegal actions of others. It differs from Omerta only in that it is not complete silence on the existence of the mafia.

Its not a violation of Omerta Lite to acknowledge that one is connected (to the mafia).

by Droitduseigneiur September 1, 2018


Dr. Brilliant

An administrator who cares more about saving money to increase his bonus than about Veteran’s care. Dr. Brilliant told the warm-hearted physician that the proposed care of a Veteran was unnecessary, when what Dr.Brilliant meant is that it would cut into his bonus. Dr. Brilliant, trained only as an intern, accused the specialist of witchcraft in suspecting a tumor when the specialist requesting a PET scan for a veteran.

Why are you “Dr. Brillianting” my health care? Don’t “Dr. Brilliant” my second opinion. “Dr. Brilliant” denied my health care request. I want a “Dr. Brilliant” year end bonus so I will deny service.

by Droitduseigneiur August 5, 2018


Vandonalized

To have your possessions slowly disappear and then later find all of them taken apart in your meth head housemate's room.

I was vandonalized by my meth-head housemate and found my possessions that had slowly disappeared in his room, including my watch and computer, both of which had been taken apart and made into meth-art.

by Droitduseigneiur October 19, 2019