persona non gratin

Someone so lactose intolerant and/or hardcore vegan that you don't want to hang out with them

I know the big game is tomorrow, but I'm only coming over if Pat won't be there. I'm in the mood for pizza and he is persona non gratin in my book

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petrophilia

That numbing fear you get when you look at the total owed after you fill your gas tank.

Dude, my Jeep was almost on "E" last night. I had the worst case of petrophilia when I grabbed the receipt

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