Carp

A Trashy Heavyset or Thick woman.

Often found lurking in bars; near or around closing time, usually very easy to pick up, but can also become very angry or violent when in groups.

DO NOT APPROACH IF THEY ARE SWIMMING IN PACKS.

They like to eat lots of bar grub, tend to be chain Smokers and consumers of cheap beer.

Dude did you take that Carp home last night, she was dirty.

Yeah Man, but she was the only thing left at closing time.

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