Pirate invasion

A term used to describe a group of gold diggers all looking for the same guy.

John: Gosh darn, there's a Pirate invasion.
Kylie: PLEEEEEASSE NOOOTIIIICE MEEEEEE
Lilia: MOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY

ur family vacation anal penetration

This is a very godly insult. No other insult can beat this.

Ted: ur mom gay
Timmy: ur dad lesbian
Ted: ur granny tranny
Timmy: ur grandpap a trap
The whole earth is shaking.
Ted: ur sister a mister
Timmy: ur brother a mother
Ted: ur niece obeser
Timmy: ur aunt a crossiant
Antarctica is the first continent to collapse and burn up.
Ted: ur uncle nick has no dick
Timmy: ur family tree LGBT
Ted: ur poo LGBTQ
Timmy: ur family reunion homosexual communion
All of the Earth except Timmy and Ted's homes have collapsed.
Ted: ur ancestors incestors
Timmy: ur genome gives gnome dome
Ted: ur god a fraud
Timmy: ur genus likes penis
Ted: ur social media penile encyclopedia
Timmy: ur family vacation anal penetration
Ted instantly dies and explodes into dust. All of the Earth except Ted returns back to normal.

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Dead Meat

Probably the best youtube channel I've seen. Makes awesome kill count videos and barely gets copyright. (Well except for Jason takes Manhattan but who cares because that movie is shit)

Guy 1: How many kills are in The Mist?
Guy 2: Watch Dead Meat.
Guy 1: Ok.

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You're Pointless

A way of roasting a circle.

Unit 11: Circles
Triangle: You're Pointless

EEF

The roblox death sound but the content awareness scale is 1000.

Robloxian dying: EEF

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Red Ring of Death

A common term used in the freak out and xbox 360 community, general hardware failure (much more commonly known as the infamous red ring of death) is when an xbox 360 shows 3 quarters of the circle red. If this happens, the xbox 360 is basically toasted.
Not to be confused with the friendlier hardware failure, who only makes 1 quarter red and doesn't toast your xbox 360.
Name is based of the infamous BSoD (blue screen of death), who can be fixed much easier than the red ring of death.

Epic Gamer: 1, 2... 3 GOD DAMN MY XBOX JUST DIED, MICROSOFT PULLED A THANOS ON ME
Clippy: It seems your xbox got the red ring of death. Would yo-
Epic Gamer: SHUT UP, T SERIES FAN

WTF

A slang term for an internet phrase, "What the fuck".

WTF DID YOU DO SON!!??//111!!!