Surprise Sex

Rape, to rape

I got me some surprise sex last night

39👍 115👎

bush

hairy vagina, wait, not necessarily hairy, just vagina

damn I'd like to get into that bush

21👍 31👎

shyt

1. Used in an attempt to sound 'cool' when typing 'shit'
2. Poo
3. crap, rubbish,
4. a word used when emotions of annoyence occur
5. when one mucks up or hits their humerous bone

<reporter> "what is your opinion of the situation in Iraq?"
<drunk shyt head> ..is all complete shyt mate

61👍 55👎

up

available online

I put up the picture of you diddling yourself; the whole internet has seen it now.

18👍 151👎

Zoomed

Being so beyond fucking up your vision is blurry

Miranda is fucking zoomed rn

1👍 1👎

Bis

A Kr0ean who says he is not a whale.

"Hey whale!" "I'm not a whale!"

57👍 79👎

shawkenaw

1. To pummel one with extreme force and at a great advantage
2. Deliver the pain with ease
3. Spread mass destruction on a drunken rampage

We sure gave those 6 year olds the shawkenaw when they wouldn't give us their candy.

1👍 1👎