Bourg

The act of burning everything you attempt to cook on a bbq pit.

How are the steaks? They bourged them again!

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Croaker Nuggets

When you're fishing in Louisiana and all you keep catching are those damn little croakers.

Hey Mike, you catchin' anything? Mike: yea, all i keep catching are these damn croaker nuggets! But i'm saving them for Jordan because he's the only tard that wants to eat them.

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Party Bruises

The bruises that appear seemingly overnight on your body which can only be accounted for by blaming them on last night's extreme level of intoxication.

I woke up this morning with so many Party Bruises! I guess I should not have tried to ride the mechanical bull....three times...again...