I-Ronnie

/ˈīrənnē/-Noun
When someone’s behavior or entire existence seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

“That overzealous and demanding cleaning lady left a huge mess in the office for everyone else to clean up!” She’s such an
“I-Ronnie”.

When a homosexual maintains a heterosexual lifestyle, beard and all. They are an I-Ronnie. And vise versa.

Montrose

The act of getting on your bad motor scooter and riding to a place you can get to in less than a day. Usually pertains to lonely farm girls who eat rock candy.

Sarah's arduous Montrose to see Arthur eased her loneliness and left her feeling hot, sweet and sticky.