santa clause balls

When the hair on ones testicles turns white thusly making them look like Santa’s beard.

Rita liked dating an older man until he whipped out his Santa clause balls

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Screaming eagle

When doing your partner dog style out in the wilderness. You remove your penis and grab a stick and place into said partners vagina causing her to scream
Like an eagle..

Jill was being a little bitch so jack gave her the screaming eagle

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