spackleface

For you drywallers, when your beau shoots his load acoss your face in an orange peel texture.

Joe, take a look at her spackleface. You can't even see the patch!

The Tracheotomy

The fourth hole. Created when said male pounds the throat of his female so hard that it opens up the fourth female oriface, called The Tracheotomy.

Hey Jim...Please help my wife! She's in anafalatic shock and needs The Tracheotomy!

No problem Roy, I'll fuck out her throat until I rip into her trachea.

Thanks man!