Discord mods

The guardians of social-media platform Discord, in which they keep order in their own fascinating way. Discord mods are typically horny overweight teenagers that lick their greasy french-fry fingers while banning someone from their server for having an opinion. Also balls deep into roleplay.

Discord mod: "oh hey I see you are enjoying the server Xxx_makayla_xxX, maybe you would like to go in a VC channel with me and listen to your music."

Normal person on server: "Stop simping dude that's my sister"

Discord mod (to himself, strong lisp, doing power movements: "You dare defy my mortal? I have the ultimate power, in the name of justice I will smite thee with the force of the ban hammer!!"

Discord server: "Normal person has left the server"

Discord mod (again to himself, with heavy lisp, in a high pitched voice): "I love Discord mods and I escpically love you and you big, loving french-fry fingers"

(back in normal voice): "I know yo love me Xxx_makalya_xxX"

(proceeds to start moaning to himself)

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Sullvan

When you try to type in the Godly name of Sullivan but misspell it.

Urbandictionary: Sorry there are no definitions for: Sullvan, be the first t define it!"

Me: "I mean sure"