Matthewism

A certain self-loathing in which one holds a clear position against a belief system, and yet has those exact views under a different name.

Man 1: "Advertisements should be banned from internet websites. Businesses don't need revenue because the people don't need private businesses."
Man 2: "What are you talking about, are you some sort of Marxist?"
Man 1: "What? I abhor Marxism. I am just against large corporations."
Man 3: "He's not a Marxist, he's a Matthewist! Damned Matthewism..."

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covfefe

A) Something you say on Twitter when you're really drunk
B) Something you say on Twitter when you're the President of the United States

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

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