yeahno

How to answer a question when the asker's or answerer's desired response is "yes" but the truthful response is "no."

The harder it is to say the "no" part, the longer you stretch out the "yeah" part.

"Hey, wanna catch a movie sometime?"

"Yeahno."

"Are those budget reports ready?"

"Yeeeeaaahno."

"Did you get laid this weekend?"

"Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaahno."

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stupid white girl

A woman who (financially supports/repeatedly forgives mistreatment by/otherwise suffers at the hands of) a man of another race.

"I thought Tiffani kicked Jose to the curb after he bitch-slapped her!"

"Yeah, but she took him back. Stupid white girl."

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