Mickey

Anyone Named Colin McCarthy (AKA McMickey)

You are so incredibly mickey, you dont even know how to eat a chicken wing.

Indicktance

1) The change in inductance obtained after sticking your penis in in the center of an inductor, measured in Henries.

2) A quantitative measure of how big one's member really is... using electricity.

Nerd 1 "Just stick it in the middle and I'll flip the switch."

Nerd 2 "This is as gay as nerdsex."

Nerd 1 "It will measure your indicktance level, which you can post online. Now stfu and hold it steady."

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