ba-deep

A euphamism for a meaningless, randomly constructed, excrutiatingly slow-paced and circular diatribe meant to take up space when, in mid conversation, the speaker realizes that he doesn't have the vocabulary, mental agility, experience or knowledge to complete his original thought - but desperately needs to appear in control and in the know . See "mental filibuster."

Comment: "Ah, yes, precisely, we realize that...you know...the most important, by far, factor in...ah...determining....well, we really just need to"

Response: Grimaces slightly, nods head and thinks ("ba-deep")

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Colon Clutch

Invented by Evan Seinfeld of the band Biohazard, it's when you are doing a chick from behind, then fist her and jerk yourself off from the inside.

I'll marry the next chick I can colon clutch.

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Wepthity

The sound you make when your creativity is exhausted

"I'm trying to think but I... I just can't... I... wepthity!!"

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cheechin

To smoke marijuana profusely.

We were cheechin' out your mom's van until she knocked at its door.

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narb

the epitome of a loser, a typical narb is an intellectually inferior, sexually challenged individual that does not partake in bathing.

that narb is stupid, gay, and he smells like a horse.

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P dub

a group of extremely intelligent people who control the streets of wynnewood. Often challenged by stupid fat kids that shorten the name of their town of narberth into the clever pseudonym "narb", but these narbs tend to get their shit handed to them by the far superior pdubs.

definition of narb--
Narbs
Arent
Real
Bright

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claypounds

A person who goes with Shelly for a while, but it won't last long. Usually driving a souped up car and listening to BTO.

What's Claypounds up to tonight?