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An awesome cartoon from old school Nickelodeon. Paved the way for South Park and Spongebob. Revived by TNN/Spike as uncensored. The uncensored verion makes more blatant innuendos than the original, but has the same enjoyable adult humor.
Ren and Stimpy were always gay. Just because they didn't state it outright in the first version doesn't make it untrue. Watch a couple old episodes and you'll see.
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A saying used when one person completely dominates another person in a game, contest, sport, etc. Implies that the winner has complete possession of the broken competitor, thus placing the loser in a condition of servitude in the form of the construction and delivery of a sandwich.
We're not playing again-I just beat you 50 times in a row! I think it's time for you to go make me a sandwich.
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George W. Bush, our \"President.\"
I can\'t believe that a vagina runs our country.
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An elusive animal that comes in many shapes and sizes. The rare hooded trouser snake is more aware of its environment, but this snake likes to collect cheesy matter and keep it in its hood. Each snake carries a venom sack that produces a white venom when it reaches maturity. The snake's one eye also functions as its mouth and waste removal system. The snake does not like cold weather and will shrink in cold conditions. It thrives in warm conditions, such as the many burrows it spits into in order to mark its territory. When touched, the snake will swell up to twice its original size in order to frighten off predators.
Crikey! That trouser snake just attacked that hooker! It spit its venom all over her face. That has to be one of the most dangerous snakes in the world!
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An unreliable appendage found on males of upright-walking species. More prolifent in warmer areas, especially in the native tribes of Africa, this appendage is not often used for mobility. The original third leg lost its foot in a shoe thousands of years ago and now all later third legs constantly search in shoes for the long-lost foot. The third leg becomes excited when it approaches the shoe found in between the legs of the female of the species, or the boot found on the posterior end of either the male or female of the species. The leg pokes around the shoe or boot looking for its lost foot, and culminates its search by spewing its tendons into the shoe or boot, trying in a last-stitch effort to reconnect the foot.
In prison, the larger males spend most of their time searching for their foots with their third leg for hours among other inmates.
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A wannabe rapper that is stupid enough to stand in the way of multiple oncoming bullets.
Cliffon:Wow, this record is horrible and this rapper deserves to be shot.
Demitrius: I already shot him it doesn't help. His name is stupid too. It's Fifty Cent.
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