antipater

The term Antipater comes from the name of Alexander the Great's teacher and general.

It is now used as a derogatory remark for those who live too much in facts and ignore imaginary possibilities. It is often used against women who logically talk their way out of sleeping with you.

That beoatch was such an antipater, I couldn't even get a blow without a lecture from her.

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Applejacking

Using applesauce to jerk off with

"Man I didn't have any lotion, so I ran to the fridge and started Applejacking in the kitchen"