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Martin Luther King

The reason why racism is much less common against African Americans nowadays than it was in the 1950s. Also a mothafucka to respect 😎😎😎

white person: damnit, why did Martin Luther King have to fight for civil rights and shit. I wish it was the good ol days when black people were treated like shit while we had all the nice money and hos
black person: well too bad mothafucka

by Dubiks January 21, 2019

28👍 121👎


Jolly Jizz June

After all of your hard work from Motivation Madness May, with your jacked muscles you get to cum as much as possible for the entire month of June! It’s kind of like Destroy Dick December except without all of the bullshit restrictions of having to cum according to the day of the month. You just get to cum as much as you feel like with or without others

(June 1st)
Person 2: so what are u gonna do with all those big ass muscles you have now?
Person 1: I’m gonna go jerk off for Jolly Jizz June. I should be able to cum a lot with the big ass muscles I have now. You wanna come jerk off with me?
Person 2: nah I’m good nibba, I’m gonna go practice my nibba tongue

by Dubiks May 26, 2019

3👍 2👎


Rosa Parks

The reason why African Americans are now able to sit at the front of the bus

(African American sits at front of the bus)
bus driver: sir can u move to the back of the bus
African American: It’s not the 50s anymore dumbass, were now able to sit at the front of the bus ever since Rosa Parks stood up against that bus driver in Montgomery
bus driver: oh right, damnit

by Dubiks January 21, 2019

18👍 7👎


🖕

1. “Fuck you” in ASL
2. What confuses many first generation immigrants and foreign individuals as they are getting used to American culture
3. What rappers do in their some of their covers in order to look cool
4. What is often used in cable broadcasting as they often censor the word “fuck”, so they use this
5. Another trick girls use to finger themselves with

dick: ayyy u suck!
Me: 🖕

by Dubiks June 3, 2019

5👍 2👎


18

The age where people finally start to see you as a god damn human being with rights

activist: Women should be given the right to vote
17 year old: I want to be able to vote too
activist: Fuck off minor, only people 18 and older are allowed to vote

by Dubiks February 28, 2019

8👍 11👎


3000

A year when everything will either look futuristic or demolished, depending on if we end global warming or not.

The year 3000 is a long time away but if we fix the mistakes we already made and not make them again, then the Human Race should be able to hold off until then.

by Dubiks August 24, 2018

13👍 14👎


sacrifice

An excuse people have used for thousands of years as a way to mask their violent nature

victim: Why are you killing me?
mayan: We're using you as sacrifice for the gods.

by Dubiks December 30, 2019

5👍 2👎