Bowser

A fire breathing turtle that somehow always gets his ass kicked by an Italian plumber. He also is sexually obsessed with princess Peach to the point where he'll capture her hundreds of times, even if he knows he'll end up getting an ass whoopin' every time.

Peach: "Why do you always capture me? You know Mario is just gonna kick your ass again like he always does."
Bowser: "Shut up, maybe this time it will be different."

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REDInstead

A slogan that supports autistic people to freely express themselves. This goes in contrast to "light it up blue" which only promotes the awareness of autism, even though almost everyone has at least heard of autism by now. REDInstead however, promotes respect and acceptance towards autistic individuals and is a more meaningful way to promote the autistic community.

autism mom: LIGHT IT UP BLUE! Lets end this terrible disease once and for all.
Me: NO! Autism is not a disease you dumbfuck! Autism is a part of who we are and taking that away means killing us. REDINSTEAD!

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Dick

The main source of pleasure in a mans life

I love my dick

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dick

A magical wand that has the power to create life

My dick has magical powers

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crap

A word that nobody thinks is a bad word.

friend: "Crap!!!"
Me: "Dude you're not allowed to swear here."
friend: "Crap isn't a bad word."
Me: "Uh, Technically it is."

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Tickle me Elmo

A red toy that pedophiles love to play with

pedophile: I love playing with the tickle me Elmo

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chocked

To stop the movement of something

The curb chocked the car

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