18

The age where people finally start to see you as a god damn human being with rights

activist: Women should be given the right to vote
17 year old: I want to be able to vote too
activist: Fuck off minor, only people 18 and older are allowed to vote

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3000

A year when everything will either look futuristic or demolished, depending on if we end global warming or not.

The year 3000 is a long time away but if we fix the mistakes we already made and not make them again, then the Human Race should be able to hold off until then.

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🔞

1. Means no one under the age of 18 is allowed
2. Something that can easily be bypassed by lying or a fake ID
3. What this site would be if it was visual
4. Something that applies to nearly every drinking law in the world except in the US
5. A rule that pedophiles don’t follow when finding a mate
6. A rule that treats a 17 year old and 364 day old person the same way as it treats a newborn baby

Person 1: dude you can’t go on that site it’s 🔞
Person 2: it’s chill I can just lie about my age

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Stick fuck

When you tie a stick to your dick and fuck a girl with it

I stick fucked my bitch

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triple dog dare

A way to get stupid people to do what ever you want.

Me: "I want you to go clean out my toilet after that massive shit I just took."
person: "No, I'm not doing that."
Me: "I triple dog dare you."
person: "Deal!"

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Snake pit

When a woman gets herself into a bukkake and gets covered with penises

Karla got herself into a snake pit and ended up being covered in snake venom

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Free Fap February

The month where you stop devoting your time to Jesus from Just Jesus January and fap to your heart's content.

*example of Free Fap February*
(January 31st)
person: Praise Jesus!
(February 1st)
person: Fuck you Jesus, I'm going atheist in this bitch now!

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