Shitblock

What your roommate does every morning, when they occupy the restroom for an eternity and you really need to take a dump. They also may or may not leave some of the most heinous smell there after they're finally done, making you question whether you really need to go that bad.

Person: *bangs on bathroom door
Roommate: "Just 40 more minutes!"
Person: "You've been there for two hours already, stop shitblocking me!"

Trenuleţul

Pure, concentrated joy. A song about the common heritage and camaraderie of Moldova and Romania. Written by Moldovan band extraordinaire Zdob şi Zdub, together with Fratii Advahov.

Person 1: hey, do you know Trenuleţul?
Person 2: Hey ho, let's ho! Folklore şi Rock'n'roll!
Both: Pleacă trenul! Unde esti?
Chișinău - București!
Person 1: Yahohooooo!

The Zone

In addition to the other definitions, the Zone can also refer to The Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant (CNPP) Zone of Alienation in Ukraine. It was established following the 1986 disaster at the CNPP to limit access to irradiated areas. For some, it's an alluring place for a couple of reasons:
1. Peace and quiet - even though the Zone is close to inhabited areas, there's very few people inside, and they mostly mind their own business.
2. Beauty - The Zone offers a unique display of nature being untouched and cut off from the rest of the world. It is one of the most biologically diverse places in Ukraine. The structures within (such as the city of Pripyat) have also been overgrown by plants which creates an oddly beautiful mix of foliage and Soviet architecture.
3. Significance - Many people are interested in the history of Chernobyl or just exploring abandoned sites. Many have seen the Chernobyl series or played the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. video games. Those people might feel a special connection to the place.
People used to visit the Zone, either through agencies that offer trips there or illegally. Illegal visitors are referred to as "Stalkers". In 2022, the Zone was closed due to the war. An increase in radiation levels was reported, as the movement of military vehicles has kicked up radioactive dust. If it's reopened in the future and you decide to go, please act decent. Don't take things out, don't bring things in, don't destroy or move anything.

Some find the Zone scary, some find it beautiful. The Zone itself however, doesn't care who you are. Treat it with respect and caution, and it'll show you its wonders. Dig trenches in the Red Forest, and it'll make you glow in the dark.

Beach Hole Digging

A phenomenon in which a male (or a group thereof) begin to dig a hole in the sand on the beach. The result is a continuously growing pit, which attracts more males.

Possible side effects include:
- Extremely high levels of arousal in any females nearby
- Formation of some of the strongest friendships known to man
- Creation of a "pool", if the hole is very close to the sea and gets filled with water
- A brutal "hole digging deathmatch", if a rival party tries to dig a bigger hole.

Guy: *starts digging a hole at the beach
Other guys: *start helping him

Girl nearby: "Oh my god, looking at these guys beach hole digging is making me wet."

Robert Fico

Ah shit, here we go again. Fico is the prime minister of Slovakia.

Slovak citizen #1: Robert Fico is prime minister for the fourth time, kurva.
Slovak citizen #2: Do piče! Has our nation learned nothing?
Slovak citizen #1: Yup. We can blame the lazy kokoti who didn't vote and are now protesting, ironically enough.