Max

Short for Maxwell or Maximilian. Maxs tend to be procrastinators, and this keeps them from unlocking their full omnipotence, but other than that they are superb in most ways. Associated with ninjas, Russian mafia, and pirates (Jack sparrow, not black beard). You can find Maxs at the top of mount Everest, playing Halo, and in bed with your girl. At best, creative and smart. At worst, annoying and hurtful.

Dude 1: oh my god look at him! He is just meditating instead of writing down his science notes!
Dude 2: Yeah, he's such a...
(Max, having built up his galactic ultimate super jumbo power, explodes everything but himself. He then jumps 80 feet in the air, and slams his fist into chuck Norris's head.)

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Liam

Liams are almost always redheaded vegans who fart a lot and blame Obama for inflation. Liams have bad hygiene and usually sit at the day 2 table during lunch, watching people play magic. Liams are obsessed with potatoes, and are usually sloppy procrastinators. They should not be judged, though, because they have a very high intelligence and pain threshold. Do remember that Nicola Tesla was a genius who also didn't sleep and was a virgin for life.

Max: Ill swing for 3 damage in the air...
Liam: Oh hai! Obama caused inflation I don't know why but blah blah blah...
Max: Oh no! he farted! RUN!!!!!!!!!

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Nintendo

An innuendo that has something to do with video games. Do note that the console or game does not have to be made by nintendo.

Here is an example of a Nintendo:
(So last night I was pressing it harder and harder but the dude still wouldn't move. I think my controller's broken.)

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