Too many university faculty members wind up being superannuated flatuses over time. It's pasture time for them.
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Phonetic spelling of b.s., which is short for "bullshit."
It helps to be a world-class generator of Bravo Sierra if you are a minor university adminostrator.
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This is an abbreviation of Wrath of God Syndrome. When the powers that be, in whatever setting, become annoyed by a subordinate and make life miserable for him or her.
So you screwed up: incoming WOGS, Dude, and can be expected to be peed on from a great height!
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An occasion where non-alpha males attempt to act more dominant than they are.
Jack's assessment of the Fraternal Order of Fowls meeting: a beta dog dance for middle management aspirants.
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A name-killer is a very strong association of a name with an unfortunate or disreputable person or character, with the consequence of the name becoming less popular than before.
Adolf, Elmer, and Cletus are all examples of once more common names that were affected by name-killer associations. It is still open whether Monica will suffer this same effect.
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An awdoc is a university student who discovers at about ninety percent of the way through a semester that he (rarely she) is making a poor grade and asks for some slack on the course grade or deadlines for term papers. Awdocs are so-called because of their characteristic distress call, "Aww Doc!"
Soon it will be Thanksgiving, and the awdocs will discover that time is running out for them. I must purchase two boxes of Puffs for them and replenish the Jack Daniel's for myself!
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Stand by, and take it easy or relax while doing so. This term, or its near relation dangle loose, is a commonly-used southern Louisiana slang expression. Possibly opposite to uptight: both expressions alluding to positions of the testicles.
Weekends are important: time to hang loose and take stock of things.
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