Covoliday

Noun

An undefined period of self-isolation spent indoors due to Covid-19 forcing businesses to shutdown and furloughing staff.

"well, i may aswell enjoy my covoliday in my home, alone, masterbating perpetually."

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whappy

Adjective

Someone driven mad due to external sources of intoxication

'Neil has been drinking Kestrel Super Strength again, its ent him whappy!'

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Boonie

another word for cigarette,

used in a more playful situation - you dont want to sound like a ponce and ask for a 'cigarette' far to informal - or sound to common and ask for a 'fag' like a dirty commoner

rob, can i have a boonie?

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Boonie Boys

The collective term for a group of lads smoking cigarettes or Boonie's, from which this word originates.

'look at you big bunch of boonie boys smoking boonies.'

and 'look at us... a bunch of boonies boys'

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Womb Friendly

A term used when house hunting, describing a home that would attract a woman wanting to start a family in.

This home is very womb friendly.

splifftionary

A diagrammatic book containing all known variations of spliffs and weed smoking paraphernalia.

Pass me the splifftionary, i need to look up a J.

head down

when a person is so tired they just want to retire to their bed and get some much deserved sleep

'i just wanna get ma head down for a square 12' and 'i got my head down for a square 12 hours'

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