Tooth bait

When you rip out a tooth to catch the tooth fairy masturbating.

I'm gonna use the tooth bait tactic tonight.

Tookie gel

Your penis' sweat

Joe: Oh, my tookie gel is really bad.
Bob: Here, I'll wipe it for you

Yummy

The white stuff that comes out of your penis. It is delicious.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yummy! mmmmmmmmmmmmm

umm

The awkward moment when your wife has a boner.

Joe: My wife had a boner!
Bob: Umm

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Mike Pudding

That annoying commercial, MIKE WILL GET IT DONE.

Mom: Honey, come set the table.
Me: OK I will, Mike pudding is on anyways.

buttbitch

An annoying person who asks for anal sex. shrek hates these.

That buttbitch asked for sex again

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Reilly

(Ray-ly)noun
1. A mean person
2. A b@#$#

That reilly is mean.

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