Spam-Javelin

When somebody defecates in their hands whilst standing up in the shower and then throws it into the toilet.

I had an urge to take a dump in the shower and decided instead of a good old fashioned wafflestomp, I'd throw a couple of Spam-Javelin instead

Compson

A mustard colored ball bag who keeps suggesting we invite vacant hospitals to the server

Oh look its that mustard prick compson again.