FOTL

Friend Of The Lord

Can be used as a way to address someone with whom you have any level of a relationship, whether it's an acquaintance, best friend, or stranger at which you're yelling. May be used in greeting or departure or mid-address. Applicable in almost any setting, but primarily has a positive connotation.

How are you today, FOTL?

Stranger- "Thanks"
You- "No problem, FOTL"

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Daymare

An intensely scary event occurring in your imagination while you are awkwake.

Like a day dream, but a horribly frightening one, such that it is more like a nightmare.

Aw man, what if that hott girl I hooked up with was my cousin? Shoot, I gotta go rip my eyeballs out!
Relax, man, it's just a daymare. She's not your cousin.
You're right... Grandma just said she's my sister's cousin.

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