Taffy Waffy

Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat motorbike, and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually put-off by the prospect of half a chicken with curry sauce from the chippy. Has the ability to look at two people at the same time although they're standing 15m apart.

"Why haven't u got any pies left?"
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."

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OOmpah

OOmpah is the group of people who run #warez on FDFnet and provide a
sitelist of warez/mp3 sites. OOmpah stands for absolutely nothing, so
don't ask.

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JimmyBeamLWS

Most kick ass poster in LWS. Everyone loves him and he loves everyone.

God, your the coolest JimmyBeam. - Chiyo v2.0

I know.

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le roi

French for "The King"; Heath Newton's self proclaimed title in Philadelphia in 2003.

Somebody: That Heath Newton is quite the Le Roi.

Somebody Else: Fuck Heath Newton, I'm with ZEB E DEE!!

Umpa Lumpa

Freaky little orange dudes with green hair that work in a chocolate factory.

umpa lumpas scary me.

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choup

Hot resin that gathers round feltching straws

billy got on his knees to suck out kirstens choup before it mixed with her turd

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milk shake

2/3 ice cream, 1/3 milk, place in blender, mix, serve chilled

strawberry milk shake

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