kiffen

The German verb "to smoke pot."

Dude A: Rauchen Gras?
Dude B: Yia! Ich kiffe gern!

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shit brick

the term affectionately given to one mr ivan hairball, newcastle, australia. popularised in the early 2000's through constant heckling by his uni mates.
presently abbreviated to either "brick" or "shit", depending on the situation.

"oi brick, gettus another beer..."

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Chode

A chode is a penis whose width exceeds its length. Comes from the latin choderis meaning segment. The segment is a reference to the "slices" of stone that were stacked to make classical roman columns.

Masturbating is hard for those men with chodes. The penis rarely extends past the middle of the palm

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edge

Short for sXe (straightedge)

Stoner:"Hey man, you wanna hit this bong?"

sXe: "No way. I'm so edge. No drugs, or alcohol."

Stoner: "Alright man, thats chill."

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Village Idiot

dumbest person in a neighborhood

Paul, a hillbilly, is the village idiot. His IQ must be 88, at most.

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PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS

A lung disease caused by breathing in certain particles. (Or a dumbfuck)

Don't be act like you have PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS.

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Special K

A type of illegal substance. the full name is "ketamine." it is a type of cat tranquilizer, and the first known possetion for illegal purposes was in Montville, New Jersey

It is illegal to use "SPECIAL K."

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