Kyle

Kyle's are most likely on the spectrum. A unique kind of guy, most likely a pussy. He is easily offended and will never get his dick wet. He cannot pull bitches for shit. He will most likely buy a dog because that is the most amount of love he can get from anyone ever. He is the punching bag in any friend group and somebody you would be better off without. He will do what he needs to make himself look better than you. He will go to a university and join a frat and try to get a career just to look better than you, not for his own self achievement. Often flashes while drunk.

Friend: "Who is that guy?"
Me: "That's Kyle, can't you see that cock in his mouth?"