Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

The most informative film title ever. And also a great stoner flick.

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is as good as the first Harold & Kumar flick!

74👍 5👎

Harry Anslinger

Every stoner's worst nightmare. As the first drug czar, he came up with much of the propaganda bullshit against marijuana that still exists to this day (and believed by some ignorants to be true), and single handedly bequeathed most of the Gestapo-like policies of the DEA.

Harry Anslinger is resposible for all the retarded durg policies in the United States (and probably the whole fucking world). I'm sure do glad he's fucking dead. Fuck him.

183👍 28👎

Wait for it

A sentence-enhancing phrase, used to illustrate the epicness of an object/situation/event. Recently popularised and revived by How I Met Your Mother character Barney.

Example#1: Dude, I bought some dank quality porn - wait for it- ography. Behold the ass-kickery.

Example #2: This is going to be legen - wait for it - dary.

490👍 279👎

Hydrafail

Fucked up to the highest degree. The highest form of FAIL. FAIL on an epic, massive scale.

The American drug policy = hydrafail.

8👍 1👎

Pineapple Express

Probably the best and funniest shit ever committed on film by humanity since the dawn of history. Due to August 8, 08.

Dude #1: I can't wait to see Pineapple Express, dude
Dude #2: Why? Seth and Judd are nothing but pothead stoners with bad toilet humor!
Dude #1: *stab*.

517👍 335👎

Fag

British slang for a cigarette.

Brit #1: Oi, mate, let's go suck a fag.
Brit #2: OK! and then we'll smoke some cigarettes.

121👍 243👎

Phishead

A devoted fan of the jam band Phish. Usualy a great person, who likes drugs, Phish and good vibes.

Phishead is to Phish what Deadhead is to the Grateful Dead.

28👍 14👎