cell phone

small,electronic devices,once used for one's convenience,but now used by stupid-ass 5 yr olds who use it to look "cool"

when being used properly, everyone within earshot of the phone user hates him/her

Cell Phone-User: yeah...i kno,ill be home in a few minutes,if this lad ahead of me hurries the hell up!

Dude behind him:what a douche!

Women ahead of him: Go fuck yourself!

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