Zinger

The best, most delightful pastry, sometimes referred to as a God turd. Has been known to enduce superpowers and long periods of ecstasy.

( Part 1 )
Ryan: Dude you totally just lifted that car.
John: Yea man, it's cuz i had Zingers.

( Part 2 )
Ryan: What's that stain on your crotch?
John: Oh, that was the ecstacy enduced by Zingers.

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