Water Fountain

This act is achieved by making your female partner squirt in your mouth during oral.

Afterwards, you would then spit out her secretions anywhere on her body (Extra points if you aim for the head).

A: Dude, did you know Becky is into doing the Water Fountain?

B: And how do you know this...?

A: Look, that's not important...

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."