Carcinogen

Like atoms, carcinogens make up everything, especially things that taste good.

Yum, I can taste the carcinogens.

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Candle

A smelly 10 cent piece of wax that you can burn that females buy for $20. Once used for light before electricity and the lightbulb.

Should I buy the $15 peach raspberry candle or the $25 holiday sampler?

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nood

A dude, in the Lebowskian sense, who you would expect to be good at video games but is decidely not. In short, a combination of dude and noob.

You're cool, but you're really messing with my game stats nood. Stop getting pwnd by all these noobs already.

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