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Pampered Shit Cavern

A butt slut whose asshole is so gapingly loose that she/he must wear a diaper to contain their anal secretions.

Leigh had to pick up some Pampers at the store because she is a Pampered Shit Cavern and doesn't want to leave stains on everything she sits on.

by Duff McGee December 5, 2005

13👍 12👎


seeing-eye dog

While giving yourself a retarded stranger your hand may need a little guidance or extra power. When aid is given by the prominant hand by grabbing the wrist a seeing-eye dog is being preformed.

While Joe was giving himself a retarded stranger his forearm began to cramp and he was forced to do a seeing-eye dog to finish.

by Duff McGee December 4, 2005

11👍 6👎


retarded stranger

First off, this term cannot apply to those who are ambidextrous. This is when a stranger is given using the non-prominant hand.

Instead of his normal angry masterbation Joe mixed it up a little bit by giving himself a retarded stranger to pictures of women crying while eating pop-tarts.

by Duff McGee December 4, 2005

14👍 5👎


MAMSA

Mother After My Sweet Ass. Everyone knows what a MILF is, but this is what happens when mom's attack.

The 19 year old divorced mom (aka sexpott) is one crazy MAMSA and would not stop trying to ride my tally-whacker at her daughters birthday party.

by Duff McGee September 1, 2005

7👍 7👎