Linda

I hate to say it but, she’s only one step/level below a Karen

Girl 1: Don’t be a Linda!
Girl 2: What’s a Linda?
Girl 1: Someone who is almost a Karen.
Girl 2: Why didn’t you just call me a Karen.
Girl 1: Because I’m to nice and your to nice to be called a Karen.

Keenan

That one kid at your school who looks fat but is just big and tall. He looks chubby because he is, and everyone thinks they can beat him up, but they can’t. he could beat up that one dick named Chase. Keenan is smart and funny, but the only humor that kids find funny are inappropriate song like California girls. And people thinks he’s dumb because he doesn’t have a phone or Snapchat or TikTok. And he isn’t in the group chat either so when he asks questions on the bus they just say” shut up dumbfuck” This is because he has real parents who actually care about his safety and mind rotting from the internet. He is aloud to do some things but you know TikTok is truly bad. And Keenan is kind and compassionate. he cares about you and would risk his life for you. Finally he is shy. If you know him he’s not good friends with you because he doesn’t feel like you’re good enough friends to keep secrets. And if he disappears down the opposite side of the Hal or mysteriously walks out of the lunchroom it’s because he is hiding away in lunch bunch because no one gives a fucking shit about what he says. He has to talk to you for you to talk to him. No one ever directly speaks to him. And if you like him he’s waiting for you to approach him. Because all of the girls secretly like him but don’t tell there besties because they’ll be embarrassed.

That’s his life.

Person 1: Are you Keenan
Person 2: Maybe