TLG

A short version for the filipino word "TALAGA" which means certainly.
usually said after any unexpected event whether happy or sad.
Some use it as a catch phrase

Friend 1 : Pre, Habang nag iinuman kami nung tropa kong si Shoti after 2 botts nag aya ng pokies
Friend 2: Luh pre TLG

RJB

an abbreviation which is used when you have a friend called RJ.
The B can really be anything as the need arises
RJ blocking someone on facebook it can be RJ Blocks
RJ being with his family for their bonding it can be RJ Bonding
RJ being a good boyfriend for his girlfriend it can be RJ Boyfriend
Rj choosing blacken the mood of his friend it can be RJ Blacks

Friend 1: Did you hear that our friend RJ , Blocked 4 shots during yesterdays conflicts of law basketball tournament?
Friend 2: Oh man RJB , RJ Blocks !! He really is the best ever (TBE)
Friend 1: RJB is my TBE

DOGSHOW

A term typically used for a person who is ought to perform or do something but the outcome is a mess.

Friend 1: Did you get to catch Charles' performance?
Friend 2: yeah, it was a dogshow.