Merk

To have casual sex in a bathroom during a party. Typically initiated by the female.

She pulled me into the bathroom, shut the door, and dropped her pants. As soon as she bent over the bathroom sink, I knew she wanted me to merk her.

"Why has Padrick been in the bathroom so long?" "He's merking some random chick."

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Clank

Word ment to imply that impromptu or spontaneous sexual congregation in an un-traditional location has recently or is currently taking place. The fact that sex is taking place is identifiable to bystanders within ear-shot by the clanking noise of one or more belt buckles being dropped to the the hard-surfaced floor. Origin of word: Kansas City, MO.

May also be used as a verb.

See also "merk" or "merking."

As I re-entered the party, I noticed my friends were gathered around the bathroom door and appeared to be listening intently. A party goer had just entered the bathroom with a random girl. A clank sound was followed by sounds of passion. Those near the door exchanged a knowing look, and several spoke in unison, "CLANK!"

"Hey Padrick, you broke my mirror when you clanked that chick in my bathroom during the party last night."

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