Juliette

Juliette is at the absolute summit of the evolutionary chain. She is sweeter, more considerate and more generous than anyone you’ve ever met. Her natural beauty petrifies even the most aggressive predator, her sense of humour renders even vegans incapacitated and left in a state of uncontrollable laughter, and in case all else fails her intelligence and creativity will sweep anyone off their feet.

Disclaimer: Juliette is a non-trademarkable name. Discrepancies in genetic material, self-learning and quality control might occur. The reviewed specimen is of the highest possible quality and is no longer available for purchase.

Person 1: W - wait what happened? Where am I?
Person 2: You crashed your car into a lamp post, you’re in an ambulance on our way to the hospital. What is the last thing you remember?
Person 1: Well, I saw this girl and I couldn’t keep my eyes off her, and then everything went black
Paramedic: Ohhh you saw Juliette, this happens like 5 times a week