Poot Fenis

A poot fenis can take the form of any noun.

"Oh no! I appear to have mislaid my poot fenis."

"You don't own a poot fenis? Are you retarded?"

"Would you mind if I had a go on your poot fenis? Someone stepped on mine."

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Dick-Zone

A refreshed version of he insult 'Dick'.
Zone can be used to freshen any existing 1 word insult i.e.

Bum-Zone, Fassy-Zone, Knob-Zone etc.

"Shut up ya dick-zone!"

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Whitey King

The name given to the last person to have produced sick due to the effects of smoking weed.

"Mate, did you just throw up? WHITEY KING!"
"Did you hear about *name* puking off that L last night? He is now to be reffered to as the Whitey King."

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