national slap a short person day

go to your shortest friend and slap them smack across the face

friend:”go slap reese it’s national slap a short person day”

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Double King Coiler

Coined by a scholer who we will refer to as 'BN'. A Double King Coiler or (DKC) for short is when one needs to take a larger than normal 'number 2' most likely after a meal of butter chicken (no veggies). What usually follows is steamed up glasses.

Wow, that lunch was filling, I need to take a double king coiler!