When you have an interest for a really hot female stripper, but she thinks you are too hot for her.
Yes, Cam had a sexy enthusiasm for a stripper named Kamala while we were at a strip club.
A type of condition that 95% of mexicans have.
Homeland security asks a mexican woman if she has lipedema.
It's when a fucking black woman dresses to gets horny, so she finds a shirt that shows her cleavage to impress a mexican man.
Horny nigger: hey, i want to give you a blowjob.
Mexican man: you are so horny that i want to play with your aunt jemima beans.
A musical based on a group of five naked chinese men on a fishing boat on an ocean of cape cod.
Omg! Me, nick, and jonmichael went to see cape cod the musical, and it gave me boners everytime throughout the musical
When you get it, it affects how much sex drive you have per minute.
My jaundice prevented me from having sex, so my boner shrunk.
A video game character that goes out smoking cigarettes, drinking bud lights, and killing homeland security officers.
Maxine Caulfield was shot by homeland security in a shootout.
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