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When a guy masturbating with a wet 9 volt battery duct taped to the bottom of his beanbag in an attempt to kill off all sperm prior to ejaculation....it also gives one hell of an orgasm!!!!
I don't want any kids so I always commit ghetto genocide.
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When you jerk off on someone else's Christmas tree without their knowledge, when it dries up hard and crusty it gives the appearance that it has snow and icicles on it.
Hey bro, let's go to Randy's house and make some ghetto snow!
After having sex, pulling the condom off - jizz side out - and blasting the bitch in the face with it.
She said that I didn't make her cum....she got the dirty tomahawk.....
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Idiots who protest because their team lost the Super Bowl.
I can't believe that the Super losers are protesting this...... The ignorance of these people baffles me.......I wish they would get a life.
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A sexual act where the male has the female in bondage upside down so that her mouth is penis high with a rope tightly binding her lower jaw to her neck, he proceeds to ask her if she's going to vomit while forcing fellatio on her until she pukes all over his hairy beanbag.
The bitch done me wrong so she's getting the old Colombian inquisition tonight.
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Politically incorrectness.
It's about time Americans stopped sugar-coating everything and learn Trumpetiquette.
The force felt when two people are attracted to each other by their genitals and all that either one of them can think about when they are around each other is ripping their clothes off and getting down to hard-core fucking.
I know that I've got the hots for that fine ass bitch at work, maybe it's pubic gravity......
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