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When Democrats lose an election and resort to violence thinking that they can change the outcome of the election.
Oregon has become a major hub of democratitis.
When a guy masturbating with a wet 9 volt battery duct taped to the bottom of his beanbag in an attempt to kill off all sperm prior to ejaculation....it also gives one hell of an orgasm!!!!
I don't want any kids so I always commit ghetto genocide.
When you jerk off on someone else's Christmas tree without their knowledge, when it dries up hard and crusty it gives the appearance that it has snow and icicles on it.
Hey bro, let's go to Randy's house and make some ghetto snow!
She was so mad at me she tried to kick me in me mangerines.
A very small penis.
I wouldn't touch that chick with your Pee-knuckle.
All that is required is a set of Chinese handcuffs.
How do you keep an Asian in bondage?
Answer: Beijing bondage.
The sort of smile that comes from aiming a weapon with one eye closed for better accuracy.
Don't piss me off or I'll give you the 8 Mile smile.